2004-04-28 [Stratakus]: Part of the dream took place on the "Event Horizon" (Haunted space ship movie), Other parts of ti took place on my friend Joel's farm, one part took place in a hospital where it was me in the body of my female friend right after she'd given birth to the hot dog..... and I could feel the pain!

2004-05-01 [Ashes of Ael]: :( my art got stolen... I reported it, but haven't gotten any response...

2004-05-01 [Lerune]: Well, there are about 40 guards tickets in queu right now, so we will get to it when it comes up. ^_^

2004-05-01 [Ashurii]: -sneezes.- Meep. Excuse me. >>

2004-05-01 [Calico Tiger]: We don't respond to the tickets, duddits. The image was taken care of. If it's back up, report them again and action will be taken again.

2004-05-01 [Ashurii]: Heylo. ^^

2004-05-01 [Calico Tiger]: And oh yeah... this isn't the guards page, so aim your guards questions at that page ;) That way all the guards will see it ^_^

2004-05-01 [Ashurii]: ... ._. -logs off for the time being.-

2004-05-01 [Calico Tiger]: *grabs at Ashurii and starts tickling her*

2004-05-01 [Ashurii]: Meep! Ack! Nuuu! -laughs.- Stop!

2004-05-05 [Sylvia Rote]: [tribal_man] just fun house for any guard to have a looky...

2004-05-05 [Stratakus]: Oh god... I wanna kick him in the nuts with a steel toed boot.... I mean... that looks like 20 pounds he's got over his head. 30lbs at the most!

2004-05-06 [Calico Tiger]: *chuckles* such wonderful grammar in there ;)

2004-05-07 [Stratakus]: I gotta give that kid an honorable mention in my Un-Awards. I'm gonna return his middle finger with a golden birdie.

2004-05-07 [Calico Tiger]: Awww.... nothing wrong with giving people the middle finger ^_^ I may have to put up my elf drawing again who is giving the viewer the finger as well ;)

2004-05-07 [Stratakus]: Bah. I nominate him. I agrre with the nomination. He's a drunk at the age of 15 bragging because he can lift as much weight as I can comfortable dangle from my nuts.... ... ... ... .. ... not that.. I've tried...

2004-05-08 [Rennie]: whoa...o_O

2004-05-08 [Ashurii]: XD

2004-05-08 [Stratakus]: .... Fake tanning lotion has turned me into a 6'4 Oompa Loompa...

2004-05-08 [Sylvia Rote]: with green hair as well?

2004-05-08 [Stratakus]: Nah. I've never dyed my hair green through my friend Joel has multiple times... I'm going back to purple eventually.

2004-05-08 [Sylvia Rote]: what shade of purple? if i may ask

2004-05-08 [Calico Tiger]: oompa loompa doopa-dee-doo, I've got another lesson for you...

2004-05-09 [Sylvia Rote]: you do you blame when the child's a..BRAT

2004-05-09 [Stratakus]: Ultra Violet manic panic ontop of a layer of blue black...

2004-05-09 [Ashurii]: 0.o Interesting concept.

2004-05-13 [Sylvia Rote]: [Firenze] that can't be their own painting... (the one of the faire)

2004-05-14 [teptep]: do you mean the south park thing? if so then it is ok ask calico tiger more about it, if it was something else then it has been removed eather by a gaurd or the person whom owns the home.

2004-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: It was a different image that I already removed ;)

2004-05-14 [Stratakus]: I was wondering if I could have my patrollet name changed to Dagger Division... Or at least have S.A.M.P.S.O.N explained to me?

2004-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: *thinks* I wonder if it has to do with all that hair care.... Samspon and Delilah... Or I could be way off base ;)

2004-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: D'oh, accidently deleted my message instead of editing it >_< Let's try that again.... Wonder if it has to do with all that hair care (ala Sampson from Sampson and Delilah)

2004-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: Although, his name is spelled Samson

2004-05-14 [Stratakus]: ~Scritches his head~ Whats a Samson and Delilah?

2004-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: You're serious? You dunno the bible story of Samson and Delilah? He was the dude with long hair and his strength came from his hair. He fell in love with a woman named Delilah who ended up cutting his purty locks off, thus taking his strength. I can't remember if she lived, but it ended up with him being chained to some columns and then pushing those columns over and killing everyone in the room with him (including himself, if I remember right).

2004-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: http://www.virtualchurch.org/samson.htm

2004-05-14 [Stratakus]: Oh I know that story. I'm just no good with names. Plus the bible isn't written in any format I can stand to read. "Though shalt blah blah blah". It's just irritating trying to figure out what the hell they're talking about.

2004-05-14 [Malnu]: actually that's what [TheRogue] told me it was about *grin* and Strat you've been trying to read the King James version. if you'd prefer, there is the "New King James" Version of the bible, that is a bit more modern english.

2004-05-14 [Rennie]: gah, yeah, it's a lot easier to understand instead of getting all turned around in phrases.

2004-05-15 [Ashurii]: I like Elizabethan. 0.o

2004-05-31 [Malnu]: hmm... been awful quiet in here.

2004-05-31 [Stratakus]: ~Spluts Malnu in the face with a pie... then unleashes a bull in a china shop~ Noisey enough for ya?!

2004-05-31 [Calico Tiger]: Splut is such a naughty-sounding word...

2004-05-31 [Stratakus]: Oh come on they use it in Garfield. How naughty can it be?

2004-05-31 [Malnu]: have you seen garfield lately.... it can be really naughty... Jennifer Love Hewitt is in it after all....I could only hope right. =p

2004-05-31 [Stratakus]: I don't watch TV. I tried today, watched a really sad Heroic Rescue story and burst into tears. Call it unmanly but I have been keeping to much pent up. So I've decided I'm going back to just watching manly things. Like Wrestling. Nothing more manly than two guys in spandex rubbing all over eachother.

2004-05-31 [Malnu]: here you go strat... something to brighten your day. <URL:stuff/ka2.mpeg>

2004-05-31 [Stratakus]: Psht. You'll be hard pressed to find something online I have never seen before Maly. I've been to the edge and back. www.adorablebunnies.com

2004-05-31 [Malnu]: just thought I'd show you something I just seen. *grin* 

2004-05-31 [Stratakus]: I took one look at the car and knew it was a cat getting beheaded by the car.

2004-05-31 [Ashurii]: Hello amusing, important people of the Brute Squad. 0.o

2004-05-31 [Stratakus]: ~Looks around~ Who? What? I think you got the wrong number.

2004-06-01 [Calico Tiger]: Woohoo! My computer is back up and running! Granted, I still don't have everything (certain games) installed, and some of my fonts have to be re-downloaded. And I need a pop-up blocker... but other than that, I'm mostly good to go *hops about happily*

2004-06-01 [Stratakus]: http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/ has an awsome popup blocker. I use it and it blocks most of the popups and I can designate the ones I wish to allow to pop up too.

2004-06-01 [Calico Tiger]: I found one while downloading the latest version of adobe reader. Got some msn toolbar thing that has a popup blocker in it

2004-06-01 [Ashurii]: Well, you're still amusing. >>

2004-06-23 [Ashurii]: So quiet... ><

2004-06-23 [Calico Tiger]: Heh, with Rogue out because of internet problems *taunts rogue for having to use dial-up for a while* and Malnu on vacation, and Lerune busy with being pregnant and finishing up with the moving thing, and teptep having disappeared for a while, it was kinda slow here ;) And I've been busy with guard-work and video games (Hehehe, the latter mostly)

2004-06-23 [Ashurii]: Heh. Well, I guess that would make it quiet...ah well..

2004-06-23 [Lerune]: Yeah, the being pregnant thing kinda complicated everything else. ;o)

2004-06-23 [Stratakus]: Could always ~Doctor evil finger thingy~ Make me a Guard... ~Snickers~ Me with power... oh the devistation...

2004-06-23 [teptep]: I havn't dissapeared.

2004-06-23 [Calico Tiger]: You did for a bit ^_^

2004-06-23 [teptep]: yeah I did.

2004-06-23 [Stratakus]: Tep, I didn't know you were a little grey mouse!

2004-06-23 [Stratakus]: Mwahaha.~Looks around and fidgits~ Next time anyone hears about me drinking Mt. Dew, tackle me... it's gotten me on such a sugar high I'm blabbering incoherrent baddle like someone who babbles! ..... Peace! Teptep is a mouse

2004-06-23 [teptep]: yes but how did you know that strats?

2004-06-23 [Stratakus]: ~Eyes go all swirly~ I read miiiiiinds... Oh! I showed compassion today. Yep! There was a l'il birdie who had lept from it's nest while trying to fly and got stranded in a bush. I picked the little peeper up and petted him and put him on a branch 8 feet up so only someone as tall as me could reach the little guy. ~Sniffles~ I loved that birdie.

2004-06-24 [Ashurii]: Awww~...! How adorable. ^^

2004-07-11 [Rennie]: aww...*watery eyes*

2004-07-12 [Malnu]: It was no vacation....trust me on that one... it was far from it. I need one now that I'm back from Military Training. End of July I'll be down in southern Florida for a family reunion though, so look at me being gone for about a week there.

2004-07-13 [Rennie]: running here and there much?

2004-08-16 [TheRogue]: WOOT! Anonymous is here! hehe.. one of the OG's of Elftown..heh

2004-08-16 [Calico Tiger]: *pounces on Anonymous and slobbers mercilessly on him*

2004-08-18 [Malnu]: yes...indeed. Welcome.

2004-08-18 [Ashurii]: Welcome to the Brute Squad-ness. 0o

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: <crickets chirp>

2004-08-21 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: oh cool ,I'm a groupie :D

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: Welcome to the Brute Squad Groupie...thing...

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: keep your nose clean now...you'll stay that way. or until you gain higher status. *grin*

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: Neh? -lost.-

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: *blows her nose on Malnu's shirt tails*

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: you'll be alright.... **pages for parents** Little lost girl located at the front of the store, can the parents please come claim her. =p

2004-08-21 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: lol... I will one day gain enough respect to become a guard... *grin*... might take another 17 years, but still... :D

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: hey now cali.... slobber is one thing.... Snot is another...

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: *looks around innocently* Whatchu gonna do about it, eh?

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: **reaches around and pinches Cali's Bumm**

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: Btw, Deadly_DNA_Girl... It helps if you read the Uploading Art Rules ;) You currently have a quiz image in your house which also is a celebrity photo (both are a no-no) ^_^

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: Eh...very funny... -.-' And I'm far from being little. >_> I'm not five.

2004-08-21 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: i got rid of that now :D

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: Dear God. X_x;; -dies from all the messages that popped up while she was typing.-

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: Nevermind... its' gone o_o

2004-08-21 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: lol

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: all good Ashurii... *grin*  Cali, I got that handled ma'am....discussed it before placing her in the groupies. *wink*

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: -sits up.- I'm just curious. Is there some particular reason why [shudson] is watching my house? Yes, watching my house. How do I know this? Everytime I make a change to my house, she appears on my visitors list. >_>

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: maybe she likes your work? Not sure. Why not ask her?

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: I don't know. I feel slightly intimidated because she raided my house a couple weeks ago... -.- I feel like a moron... I suppose having a Copyright statement is not enough to cover my ass...? o.o;;

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: Probably because you've had a lot of images removed from your image history and she's watching you (like we all do on some houses for a while after deleting images) to make sure you're alright now ^_^

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: Btw... remember to read the Uploading Art Rules. Saying the image is copyrighted isn't good enough :P

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: not if it is a copyrighted image not your own. =p

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: I see...

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: -bashes head against keyboard.- ...

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: that must hurt... **rubs forehead in sympathy**

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: -sits up and shrugs slightly.- Well, I suppose that's what I get for being stupid... -sighs softly.-

2004-08-21 [Malnu]: all good... just keep yourself in check. *wink*

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: Yeah...sure... Meh. Hm. Wow, my wiki is dead... I guess not many people play iRO..

2004-08-21 [Ashurii]: I think mayhaps I'll...clean up the pages and perhaps pick a different topic..

2004-08-21 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: I found somebody using a picture that's easily found on the internet... his name is [fi-deaith] ,the singing hamster (look at google images+ signing hamster to find it)

2004-08-21 [Calico Tiger]: Then leave a report in their house ^_^ If you go to their house, the "report to guards" button is up near the top of the house by the diary and guestbook buttons ^_^

2004-08-21 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: k

2004-08-23 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: I have a question... I made a banner for the Stupid banners ,it contains a lot of the stupidest cartoon characters around; like homer simpson, beavis & butthead, spongebob, 2 stupid dogs,... but I drew them by myself (not traced) and put them all together in a picture, with 'stupid wiki@wiki' at the top and stuff.... is this allowed, I realy hope it is 'cos it took long to draw :s

2004-08-23 [TheRogue]: if you hand drew the characters, then it's fine.. it's if you take an image from the web and put it on your banner that is not.

2004-08-29 [Rennie]: yeah...rawr...*looks menacing*

2004-08-29 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: *giggles at the menacing look*.... hihi :)

2004-08-29 [Ashurii]: Whee! Bleep!

2004-08-29 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: vroooom! vrooom!... *is playing with a toy motorbike*...whiiiii!

2004-08-29 [Ashurii]: Lol...

2004-08-30 [TheRogue]: Lords and Ladies, I present to you our newest Addition to the Guard team, [Malnu] *claps*Missing: </b>

2004-08-30 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: yay malnu! *applause* :D

2004-08-30 [Ashurii]: Yay. Welcome to the Guard-ness... Wait, why am I saying that. I don't have such a title. O_o;; Oh well. Welcome to the Guard-ness! YAY! -gives a round of applause.-

2004-08-30 [Malnu]: thanks.... **takes a modest bow** No need to get to carried away... =p

2004-08-30 [Sylvia Rote]: ~claps~ Congradulations ^_^

2004-08-30 [Ashurii]: Lol. Sorry. >>; -calms down.-

2004-08-31 [Calico Tiger]: Now he gets to have the smackdown laid on him by me if he fucks up ;) *roars at the world, but then starts hacking and coughing* Damned old age >_<

2004-08-31 [Ashurii]: Uhm... Calico said a bad word.... I'm telling. =P Lol.. -runs off to bed.-

2004-08-31 [Stratakus]: ~Pets Calico~ There there, you're not old, you're just... youth impared.

2004-08-31 [Calico Tiger]: *clears her throat* Ahemm... Fuck fucking fuckity fuck fuck. Ahhh... that felt good ;)

2004-08-31 [Stratakus]: That sound like me when I'm ranting about the customers I have to be polite to.

2004-08-31 [Malnu]: so cali... is there a spanking involved with that smack down? **evil grin** *pinches her bumm**

2004-08-31 [Calico Tiger]: *gets out a wooden ruler and smacks Malnu on the knuckles*

2004-08-31 [Malnu]: Yipes!!! **rubs his hands** that smarts....I'm not even Catholic. Blasted nun wanna be. =p **pinches her bum with other hand and darts away**

2004-08-31 [Stratakus]: Calico as a nun... I can't even picture that

2004-08-31 [Sylvia Rote]: a slobbering nun...O.O

2004-09-01 [teptep]: did you know that somewhere in history that nuns meowed they where called the meowing nuns, and the reason for this was because the strain of being how do you say inactive sexualy drove them insain, these nuns where often found in orgies and usualy where exicuted for breaking the sanctaty of the church. atleast I think thats how it went.

2004-09-01 [Calico Tiger]: Heh, I can't picture myself as a nun either. Too much of a foul-mouth and can't stand their fucked up beliefs in the church. I believe in God. Not most organized religions ;)

2004-09-01 [Ashurii]: Wtf. I was kidding. O_o;; -sits down and shuts up.-

2004-09-01 [TheRogue]: easy now kiddies.. no need to get fruity. ;)

2004-09-01 [Ashurii]: e_e; ...

2004-09-02 [teptep]: I was being all teachy ^.^

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: My store sells a Sexy Nun costume in our halloween stock.

2004-09-02 [Malnu]: **Imagines Cali in the Sexy Nun costume** That's quite a sight isn't it.. =p

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: Mid thigh high black shiny satin dress with the white around the collar and a little habit for the head. Also there's the Sexy Red Riding Hood, Sexy Angel, "Lady of the Night" which is just this neon green prostitutes dress, skin tight pink leopard, and one o those rollerskating waitresses from the 60s complete with poodle skirt. ... If I had pics of thses, I could amke a poll on "Which would look better on Cali!"

2004-09-02 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: lol... haven't you also got a sexy devil, I want one of them, there cool ;)

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: Yeah, but the horns on it suck. I reccomend the Spirit gum and glue our realistic plastic hornes on., ... Actually that doesn't sound like a bad Idea. I'm greeting roomies and I look enough like a satanic worshipper without the horns.. ~Goes to glue on his black and white demon horns~

2004-09-03 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: *waves hello to all* ^_^

2004-09-27 [Malnu]: http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/news/guides/hurricane/aerial1.shtml for those who want to see some of the damage by Hurricane Ivan to the Pensacola Area. [TheRogue] and myself are alive, with minimal damage to our properties.

2004-09-27 [Rennie]: still alive...yup...

2004-10-30 [Malnu]: nice new banner Rogue....will come in handy.

2004-10-30 [Calico Tiger]: It's kind've large to be putting into Secret Service messages... It is well done, just too large o_o

2004-10-30 [shudson]: but it CAN be small, you just can't read the bottom now...

2004-10-31 [Avaz]: Hullo. ^^ *waves his backstage Patroller Pass and roams the halls freely* ^_^

2004-11-01 [teptep]: beats avaz with a stick!

2004-11-01 [Ashurii]: Aw, come on now, don't beat a fan. >_> He'll run away. =/

2004-11-01 [Lerune]: No this one. ;o) He likes it. =oP

2004-11-01 [Ashurii]: Ah, okay. :3 Never mind then.

2004-11-01 [Lerune]: Well, I am not sure how much he would like it coming from [teptep], come to think of it (being a guy and all) but if females start promising him beatings and spankings, we'll see a lot more of him around here. ;o)

2004-11-01 [Ashurii]: Lol...

2004-11-01 [teptep]: no my beatings are harsh besides he is always getting out of his cage, gotta keep him from doing that, it nothing sexual.

2004-11-01 [Avaz]: Lerune's got a point. teptep does absolutely nothing for me ;D Besides, he's also got a point. I hate cages ^_~;

2004-11-02 [Lerune]: What if a scantily dressed woman is dancing in it? So you hate them then?

2004-11-03 [TheRogue]: Woot! sCANTilEEEEEEEE

2004-11-03 [Ashurii]: Lmao.

2004-11-03 [Sylvia Rote]: yay!! dancing!!

2004-11-03 [Ashurii]: Yay! Cages! 0o;

2004-11-03 [Sylvia Rote]: o.O. dancing's better...

2004-11-03 [Ashurii]: Hm. True.

2004-11-03 [Sylvia Rote]: ich tanze...~tanzes~

2004-11-04 [Avaz]: Runey, at that point, I wouldn't really even be noticing the cage, if you get my drift *wink* ^_^;

2004-11-04 [teptep]: what if they where scantily dressed woman whom hated men and had a ball cutting knife that and a weed wacker and ball choker and a vile of acid? huh avaz would you like them then?

2004-11-04 [teptep]: you can guess out of me and lerune who is playing devil or the angle.

2004-11-04 [TheRogue]: obtuse or acute, Teps?*snicker*

2004-11-04 [teptep]: good point. though I will say lerune is cute :P

2004-11-04 [Ashurii]: Yay! Congrats, Lerune. ^_^ -huggles.-

2004-11-04 [Lerune]: Thanks! ^_^

2004-11-04 [Ashurii]: Welcome. ^^

2004-11-04 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: ooh, captain :D nice one lerune

2004-11-05 [irulan]: Yay [Lerune]! Congrats. :D

2004-11-05 [teptep]: :gives lerune a stick to beat avaz with, it has thorns on it!

2004-11-06 [Avaz]: *makes the stick turn into a marshmallow* Don't ask me how I did it.. it's a secret! :D

2004-11-06 [teptep]: makes those marshmallows into melty burnt sculding hot goo wich melts all over avaz's hands, yeah don't ask me how I did that ether....awww ok I will stop picking on avaz, but it is so fun ^.^

2004-11-06 [Lerune]: *reminds Avaz about the "sticky" comment in the forum so that he doesn't sweat over the marshmallows* ;o)

2004-11-11 [Avaz]: "Sweat," "sticky," and"marshmallows" should never be used in the same sentence, let alone the same paragraph. Ever!

2004-11-11 [Lerune]: *blows raspberries*

2004-11-12 [teptep]: watch it lerune he might grab that tongue.

2004-11-13 [Evil-Genious]: well wot do groupies do

2004-11-13 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: groupy-ish stuff

2004-11-13 [Evil-Genious]: LIKE WOT

2004-11-13 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: worshipping the all mighty guards, duh ;)  

2004-11-14 [Ashurii]: And Patrollers. >>

2004-11-14 [Deadly_DNA_Girl]: and patrollers of course ;) we worship them all

2004-11-14 [Ashurii]: Yes.

2004-11-15 [Ashurii]: Congrats [Sunrose] for being made a Guard. ^^

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Thanks! :) Have been some time, but now I'm also brutal! :p

2004-11-15 [Ashurii]: Ah, well, welcome to the Brute Squad then. =)

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Thank you! :D

2004-11-15 [Ashurii]: Welcome.

2004-11-15 [Ashurii]: Yes! A badge thingy-ma-jigger! Yay! -dances.-

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Cool banner!

2004-11-15 [Adnama]: Dood. Hey people. X3 I just got invited. :B -- Heh. I love that radioactive banner. ;3

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Dood? That means Death in Dutch.. :S